The Geezer is dictating this post so you know exactly what it is he's about. This journey has officialy begun as of February 28th, 2008. Even in his elderly state, the Geezer manages to troll the world looking for the shiny objects that will make you, his loyal servant, look like you're on top of your game. The Geezer spares no inconvenience to make sure everything contained in these virtual walls is completely sanitized and approved for immediate use in the real world. You will find the perfect balance of style and taste to keep you hip without coming across like a douchebag. So, lap it up and thank the Geezer when you can.
If you'd like to submit something to the Geezer you believe is hip just send a message through the Geezer's profile. You have to be his friend to do this so make sure you get that taken care of first. He'll check out your submission as soon as he can and let you know if you're actually right.
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